Jamie Cardona will play himself and other characters in a solo-play about his time as a teen at a church school. Through his diary, we follow his mischievous journey whilst he questions the existence of God, what is right or wrong, how to attract girls, and most importantly… his penis size. Directed by Vikesh Godhwani and written by Jamie himself, the comedy tackles the insecurities of young Maltese people, and the (very slow) process of growth.