Jamie Cardona will play himself and other characters in a solo-play about his time as a teen at a church school. Through his diary, we follow his mischievous journey whilst he questions the existence of God, what is right or wrong, how to attract girls, and most importantly… his penis size. Directed by Vikesh Godhwani and written by Jamie himself, the comedy tackles the insecurities of young Maltese people, and the (very slow) process of growth.

Kick off 2026 with KYL0’s first event of the year, an up-close, fully immersive concert like no other. At Theatre Next Door, the band performs in the centre of the space in a 360° setup, with the audience surrounding them.

A musical comedy for adults about two rival children’s entertainers? Yup! Following multiple sold-out runs at London’s Soho Theatre and the Edinburgh Fringe, plus a BBC television pilot, String V SPITTA makes its Malta debut at TND for one weekend only on 9 and 10 May.

​

Jean Genet’s The Maids is a dark, seductive masterpiece of power, desire, and illusion. Two servants, bound by ritual and resentment, enact dangerous fantasies of rebellion against their mistress—until the line between performance and reality begins to dissolve.